*The Poopie List*

GHOST POOPIE:  The kind where u feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where u poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE:  The kind where u wipe ur butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so u have 2 put some toilet paper between ur butt and ur underwear so u won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE:  This happens when ur done poopie-ing and uve pulled ur pants up to ur knees, and u realize that u have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:  The kind where u strain so much 2 get it out, u practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:  The kind of poopie that is so huge ur afraid to flush w/o 1st breaking it into little pieces w/ the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE:  It's so noisy, that everyone w/in earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE:  The kind of poopie u have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE:  Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:  The kind where u want to poopie but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE:  That's where it hurts so badly coming out, ud swear it was leaving u sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):  The kind that comes out so fast, ur butt cheeks get splashed w/ water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE:  This poopie refuses 2 drop in the toilet even though u rdone poopie-ing it.  u just hope that a shake or 2 will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE:  ur not even @ the toilet because u r sure u r about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!